you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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