I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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