Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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