I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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