What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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