i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
we made out on top of his cat.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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