Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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