u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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