But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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