I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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