Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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