if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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