bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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