I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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