Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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