You really coming over, don't trick.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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