Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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