i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
and she was petting her beer can
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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