What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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