GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Randomize
