He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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