Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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