awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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