My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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