did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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