sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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