just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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