THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
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Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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