What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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