I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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