you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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