Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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