Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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