No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
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I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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