we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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