i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
We left an ass print on the piano.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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