Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
3 2 1 whiskey
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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