WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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