Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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