Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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