I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Are we still banned from the library?
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me