i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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