MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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