I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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