Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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