Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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