we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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