nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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