Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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