just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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