She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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