That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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