I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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