i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I need water and some morals
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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